Shake It Off

 

Any new Cicada stuff out there? I haven’t even looked. But it’s that time of year.

I saw Anonymous is getting involved with the fight against terrorism:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11335676/Hacktivists-Anonymous-says-it-will-avenge-Charlie-Hebdo-attacks-by-shutting-down-jihadist-websites.html

And The Illuminati is taking over everything:

https://www.facebook.com/thevigilantchristianmario

I bring up these 3 groups, because with all that’s going on in the world, it would be nice if we had some heroes… even some anti-ones.

But we are so involved in the back-n-forth. Victories are just the lead in to the next fight. Everyone’s pointing the finger at their oppressor and shouting demon! Actually we moved on from that… we now are pointing fingers at our accusers and shouting demon!

Even I, as I teach by example, have gotten too caught up.

Time to shake it off…

 

 

Zero Back On The Couch (skit)

Ahhh… Zero… I didn’t expect to see you here… but it’s not a minute to soon… quickly… lay down on the couch and let’s get right to it!

I fear what I told you before has begun to happen at a rapid pace. You are all over the place fighting shadows and ghosts. And you language and stance has degenerated to it’s almost lowest levels. I mean it’s always, “fuck this and fuck that”, do you even know who to aim it all at any more?

I am very serious when I tell you, you are heading for a break and your Id and Egos will be separate for ever.

Let’s talk about the alters for a minute… you’ve always had many running around in that head of yours, right? I mean zero isn’t the name your parents gave you, most people have figured that much out.

But how many people are in there? That’s the question. There was that creepy guy who did the old “liars” Vlog… You bring him up from time to time, but I notice you haven’t got a link to that old YouTube site over with  your”My Stuff”. I don’t blame you, you should bury that guy back, deep, down where no one can see him again.

Or how bout The Stranger… there’s a disturbing creation I hope you keep control of.  There are others as well, Dharma and The D.A. Is he still in there? And those 3 stooges you created just for this blog, you Id, Ego, and Super Ego. But those are real Zero, and if you continue down this path you may find out all these others are real as well. I mean do you not see the dangers in someone like you, getting involved with these internet people who trade screen names and identities like hats… or masks.

Ah yes… you know about masks, don’t you Zero. How many Masks do you wear?  These people don’t know you Zero… but I do, don’t I? I know the types of things you are capable of. Do you really want to risk it all?

Wait, where are you going? Sit back down… we are not finished here… if you chose to ignore what I am trying to tell you, the outcome can and will be devastating… all your so-called “readers” will get a front row view of a man breaking down and loosing all touch with reality… splitting… breaking… never to be whole again…

(DOOR SLAM!)

 

Our First Session With Junior (skit)

Ah, Fluke, come on in. Take a seat. No not there, sit  on the couch. In fact lie down. Take a load off. Relax… and let’s see if we can’t get to the route of this anger you have.

I gotta be honest, it usually stems back to our mothers. Freud thought so.

So how is your relationship with your mom? Good? That’s good, not too close I hope, you’re not a mamma’s boy, are you? Sorry, but that could be destructive under the right circumstances.  Let’s move on.

Looking in my notes I see something happened in 1996 that might have had some strain on this relationship.

Seems your mom had an affair with one of the neighbors. How did that betrayal effect you? It must have been rough,  a momma’s boy like you.

What about your father? It must have been really bad on him. He must have hated your mom.  And those around him pointing and whispering. It had to be pretty unbearable. I mean here’s this happy little community rocked with scandal and your family was at the brunt of it all. Just devastating.

It says here in my notes, that the families were all pretty close up to this point. (we know now some were closer than others of course) This must have really been hard on the whole family. All the rumors. Something was said about  your sister, right? Must have been difficult to deal with. Is this where you first started to hate your neighbors?

Life was good up to then, right? I mean all the neighbors all got along really well, no one was trying to “run” any one off at this point, right? Just a nice place to grow up?

Or is there more to it then that. Some of those rumors that went beyond your mom and sister.

Did someone do something to you when you were younger? Took advantage of your innocence? Is there something you have kept bottled up inside till it wanted to explode. You can talk about it now if you wish. It wasn’t your fault you must know that. And keeping things like that inside not only hurts you, but any one else that is misused by an adult the way you might have been, we must speak up to end these acts of disturbed individuals .

I’m sorry times up, Junior. We’ll have to get into that  next time.  That and so much more. We need to get to the root of this anger problem of yours. So much here in my notes to discus. Fires, anti social behavior, the need to buy love.  Yes much to cover, so until then, try to relax. I promise we will get to the bottom of this together.

Zero On The Couch (skit)

Ah, zero, come in, take a seat. Make yourself comfortable, kick up your feet, relax.

So let’s see… what have you been up to lately?

Lot’s of confusion on the internet I see. You really are all over the place.

Facebook, Twitter, numerous blogs,  so on and so forth. Quite the internet A.D.D.  you have going there. Blah, blah, blah… do you really think anyone cares what you are going on about? Why do you even bother? From what I hear you have a love hate relationship with humanity anyways. So why not just go about you business and stop worrying about how others treat and are treated?

Tough questions aren’t they Mr. Zero? But let’s get to some tougher ones. It says in my notes that you became a father at a very young age, 16, is that true? Well that couldn’t have been too easy. “A child having a child”. I bet you heard that before. So is this where your mental growth is stunted? A sort of attachment disorder I fear. You had to “cut your hair and get a job” real quick I bet. Maybe you feel you missed out on your teenage years and this is why we are dealing with a teenager still? Right? Going to the rock shows, hanging posters of your favorite band on your bedroom walls. Is it true you still dress up for Halloween? We call that the Peter Pan Syndrome. Do you fancy yourself one of the lost boys Zero? I mean look at your name, Zero Dinh, I bet if we picked that apart it would be quite telling.

Or maybe you are just going through a mid-life crises. You are getting up there in years. Reaching from the golden years back to those golden days? Happens all the time and can be quite harmless. I suggest you go buy a bright, red, convertible, sports car or date someone half your age. Keep it simple, stick to the basics. You have to be very careful with these things.

I fear your current headings could lead to a total separation of Id, ego and super-ego. And that could be quite disastrous for you and those around you…

Oh, I’m sorry, time is up. And we were making so much progress. Well, that just leaves us more to talk about next time. Try to keep it together till then.