Last Mother’s Day

Last year there wasn’t a Mother’s Day Post. But there was one in 2015:

https://zerodinh.wordpress.com/2015/05/10/happy-mothers-day/

And who can forget the 2014 Mother’s Day Post:

https://zerodinh.wordpress.com/2014/05/12/my-moms-a-whore-and-everyone-is-laughing-at-me/

Oh how I miss those early days.

This is our last Mother’s Day together on the blog, so this will be the third and last Mother’s Day post.

First though I need to mention a couple of holidays that just passed.

May 4th, Star Wars Day and…

May 5th, Cinco De Mayo.

I hope every one enjoyed both.

I spent that week visiting family. Saw cousins I haven’t seen in years, ate dinner with my favorite Uncle, and had a margarita with my mom, which brings us to the subject at hand.

Moms.

I have said it before, I was blessed with one of the best moms out there. I’m lucky. I have been surrounded by great moms all my life. My mom, my grandmother, my wife. All great moms. My wife also has an amazing mother and grandmother. I have seen the best mom’s in action and have benefited from it immensely. Mother’s who sacrifice everything for their children. With unconditional love and forgiveness. If, like me, you had one of those mother’s, you are blessed. If you are one of those mothers, you are doubly blessed.

So, one last time… to all the mom’s out there…

Happy Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother’s Day

Being a mother is the most important thing someone can be. I myself am a Dad, which is the second most important thing you can be. My opinion of course, but like most of my opinions it is right. Lol.

I just want to take this day we set aside for the one who does that most important job, to say thank you to all the mothers out there. My own mother is one of the good ones and I am both lucky and grateful for that.

I love you mom, thanks for doing the most important thing you will ever do, being a mother.

And for all the other good mothers out there, from my wife, to our moms and grandmoms and their moms and grandmoms and to onward circling out to all of you moms out there:

Thank you, bless you, and

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

 

My Mom’s A Whore And Everyone Is Laughing At Me

OK, UMAW, let’s get to that comment you left:

mom whore2

Short and sweet, but so much said just in the email address alone. By the way, I hope everyone had a happy Mother’s Day, my house was filled with moms and kids all day, I hope all of yours were as well! As I was saying UMAW, great email address! Fake or real, it is the best one anyone has used on any of the blogs in my opinion.. And it matches so well with the screen name, really, kudos! Now let’s get to the comment itself:

Clearly none of you have any lives. This blog is funny amd no one takes ANY OF YOU YOU seriously. …seriously.

I just want to say, for the most part, I agree with this comment… for the most part. The first sentence is a little unfair though… I for one have a life, a full and busy life, and yet I still found all sorts of time for my blogs over the last year (and a few months). and I still have time to go out with friends, watch all my favorite TV shows, spend time with the family, work, eat, go to the bathroom, and sleep. And I still use my online time to look up and read all sorts of different topics. Yes, I stay busy, but I feel there is time for everything, and I somehow make it work. Now as for others here, since you did aim the comment at more than just me, correct? I believe Linda has explained many times on this blog and other places about her leg injury and why she found so much time to spend on LISK.com and the blogs that followed.  As for the likes of Joey, Nancy, Dorothy, and all the others who spent so much time on LISK.com and the blogs that followed (many of which no longer want their name brought up) and whether they have lives or not, I won’t speak for them, but I think a couple of them might have lives. Still, I don’t want you bullying any of my readers UMAW, lives or not, I don’t want them to stop reading, anymore than I want to chase off a first time commenter like yourself! So let’s just assume most of us can come here read, comment, praise, lead, or complain, and still have a life. Now … is this blog funny? I hope so… the word parody is right in the sub-title, so its goal is to somewhat amuse. But let’s clarify, this blog, the one you are reading now, though it is the product of the other blogs that came before it, it is different from all of them!

As for the end part, “amd (which I’m sure is meant to be “and”, though I’m not one to correct others typing and spelling skills) no one takes ANY OF YOU (you is repeated, but again, I’m sure that’s a typo) seriously.” I like how you capitalized “ANY OF YOU” including the extra “YOU”. This of course was to make a point, correct? I just hope, again, that you aren’t putting everyone who reads or comments here into that “ANY OF YOU YOUs”.  That’s just not fair to generalize like that. As for me, I hope everyone stopped taking me seriously a long time ago, well, except for when I’m being serious. And if you mean the likes of Joey, Nancy, Dorothy, (oh hell, let’s name ’em all) Jen, Cristin, Susie, Candyce, Angela, Sophia, Kim, and all the screen names and fake accounts made by the whole lot of them, well yes, no one is and no one should ever take these people seriously. And to anyone out there who does take any of these crazies serious, well then hopefully no one takes you seriously, seriously (deep I know, but those who get it, get it). But again UMAH, I’m sure some of my readers and commenters are to be taken quite seriously… I mean you read and commented here, right? Still over all a very good comment from an even better screen name from the best email address ever! MO of course. (that means “My Opinion” Nancy, in case you were lost as usual). I mean who get’s their first comment turned into a post? You UMAW, that’s who. Thanks for your input!  It’s comments like these that keep me going!