Rooster Needed… Apply Within

With Jerry gone, the hens are starting to scatter. Soon Maureen will be talking to herself. What a nice thought.

They have to find a new rooster quick. Jerry will be a hard one to replace though:

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That Jerry had a way with the ladies. How will they ever replace him?

Luckily for the log ladies, there are already a couple of guys in the group who seem to fit their type of man:

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Larry… you still here? Why are these fucking trolls always concerned with what I have or don’t have in my pants?

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Who the fuck is this Rich Keeys? He just called me a little boy. I think he owes me an apology. And what’s up with that picture? No that’s not me, that’s you with a can of beans tied to your head. Oh and this jackass is also obsessed with my penis:

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Yep, Rich and Larry are just the type of guys the log ladies seemk to go for.

I say put both lame cocks (I can make dick jokes too) in a circle and let them go at it. Winner get’s to roost over the hens.